Friday, February 19, 2010

I don't mind, I'm fucktarded too :)

So if someone asks me what's the craziest thing you'd want to do?

Previously, I would have said something along the lines of bunjee jumping... now, I'd say.
Hit the American president with a shoe.

Ofcourse, classic events like these come around the corner every now and then, sneakily enough but what's always more, much more intersting is the aftermath. Where the thing itself goes away now leaving itself to the mercy and scrutiny of a population of six billion and highly opinionated at that. Usually what you should do is sit back and watch...

Now there are differnet kinds of people who provide opinions on such alert matters. I will look at only the ones characterized around a certain amount of dementia.

(Pasted directly off Muntazir Ali Zaidi's fanclub wall)

1) The guy who thinks shoe throwing would be encouraged by God.

Wasifafdar (Pakistan) wrote
may ALLAH protect him

2) The Jamiat types who love spreading religion

Kanwal (Pakistan) wrote
only a muslim has that guts to do it!

3) The kind who feel religion is the cure to every thing

S. M. S K (London) wrote
may ALLAH bless you. i admire your r the real hero of the free world,, i salute u..

4) The kind who can make being hit by shoe sound like something you'd desperatly want..

C-mman wrote
Its a beautiful begining fr BUSH!!!!INSHAH-ALLAH much worse to come!!
where he really desrves more......

5) The OverZealous Enthusiast

Faiza (Saudi Arabia) wrote
Dis is such a god news ! but wht i felt bad was that ppl broke his hand n his ribs !!! n hes still in prison !!! HOW BAD IS DISS ! IRAQI PPL THEMSELVES DID DIS I DUN BELIEVE !!

6) The dude who thinks he can do it better!

Kinza (Pakistan) wrote
he should have thrown a grenade!!

7) The conspiracy loving populace

M. Fahad (Bahria University) wrote
Bush deserved it!!! This whole incident is not against USA but only against one evil...

8) The ones who always provide hearty congratulations

Fariyal KariZai (United ARab Emirates) wrote

9) The teenage with raging hormones

Zainaffar (Pakistan) wrote

10) The Franshappar - awamigunda type

Hussain- Abbas (Pakistan) wrote
tite yaaaaaar!....mashallah!!..oi hoi! ur fan yar!

11) The Franshappar - gayeffiminate type

Haider (Pakistan) wrote
nice boy keep it up LMAO..

12) Awww, the guy who doesn't get laid much

Ziyad (Pakistan) wrote
:( why he missed the target

13) Emo kid with too much pent up anger

HafeShah wrote
that bastard deserve more than that......i wish if the shoe could hit his face......

14) The person who has too much to say but doesn't know how to say it

Rosedi (Pakistan) wrote
Really an awsome thruthful person..
atleast he expressed whatever was in his mind..
i wish him the safe health..
and wish no one ever hurt him.. !!! Allah keep him happy.. to make pople like us... to have guts.. and say wrong to wrong!!

15) The Awami Patriot

Shafaq Ejaz (Pakistan) wrote
i wish i could give him guard of honour! personally wanna salute him
he is a true man!

16) The guy who discovered internet recently.. (Who says hats off? :/)

D Wicked Leo wrote
Hatz OFF 2 u SIR

17) GayGuy who likes poetry

Usama wrote
he is brave man
a man with pure heart
love this guy

18) GayGuy II

Hasan (Pakistan) wrote
We salute u... and we love u...

19) The ignorant American

SuJ (Houston Baptist) wrote
United States introduced Iraq to democracy, to modernization, to human/woman civil rights. People like Muntazir should be hanged for even to dare insult the president of the United States, let alone any country.

(and lastly...)

20) The guy who pwned everyone else with his comment

KK wrote


Life without fucktarded people's random whims would be retively boring.

1 comment:

  1. You are a freakin' genius. How do you come up with such stuff! Gosh I am out of words. Really really really.. (x infinity) interesting piece! :)